what i'd wear = get me to the beach

As I'm giving up work soon, online window shopping is the best I'm going to do for a while.

Here's a cool and minty outfit I created on Polyvore today.

Get me to the beach by mintymontague featuring flat heels

Calypso St Barth long linen dress
$165 - calypsostbarth.com

Oasis flat heels
$30 - oasis-stores.com

Flora Bella woven bag
$155 - calypsostbarth.com

Leather bangle
€176 - nelly.com

Heidi Klein raffia hat
$130 - matchesfashion.com

Metal sunglasses
$577 - boutique1.com

Ocean Photography- Sea Green Home Decor- Soothing Beach Cottage Decor-...
$45 - etsy.com


Get your pic-nic, we're off!
Tinkety Tonk

what i'd wear = grey line

Ah, I do love a good old window shop.  

As I've jacked my job in it's all I'll be able to do soon anyway.

Polyvore is great for the financially challenged, like me.

You can live a vicarious life of a swanky socialite.

And then call your collection something really pretentious, like I have.

Mwaaaaahahaha

Grey Line by mintymontague featuring stuart weitzman pumps

 

Kick your Essex heels high!
Tinkety Tonk

what i'd wear = turquoise teacake wedding wear

if I had been asked to a summer wedding i'd wear this outfit
i haven't by the way

why is this, you ask?

because i'm an anti-social, cynical and brutally honest vulgarite and, bizarrely, my fellow women don't seem to like these qualities

so all my friends, bar two (and they live in misty, distant lands), are married men or confirmed bachelors

but if i WERE invited i reckon i'd outshine the bride in this naturellement.

Turquoise Teacake by mintymontague 

 

i especially LOVE the hat - can't work out if it's more 40s than 80s but whichever era it harks back to it's gorgeous

anyhow perhaps you're nicer than me and have been asked to wedding where you can actually dress up and not rely solely on your imagination like me

get ready to launch yourself at the bouquet!

tinkety tonk

what i'd wear = nautica

Can you think of anything more delightful, dahling, than tripping along to hubbies' J Class regatta in this wonderful ensemble? 

Of course, one doesn't need to actually sail, does one, to appreciate all things nautical?  

So long as one stands on the blacony of the yacht club looking beautiful, 

that's all that Hon. Hugo Bunty-Twistleton could ask of his dearest.

Oh, for a pink gin and the starter's horn!

 Seriously though, this vintage dress is AMAZING.

I reckon if you know someone handy with a sewing machine it wouldn't be a hard design to knock up.  

(Says me, who can't even thread my machine properly...)

Anchors Aweigh!

Tinkety Tonk

what i'd wear = city chic outfit

Like me, you might LOVE to drape yourself in the finest threads known to humanity

but your purse (and significant other) probably doesn't.

To stave off the depressing realisation of impending pauperism I created another set on Polyvore.

This is where I go to live out my haute couture fantasy existence.

In this other world I'd go to the American Bar at The Savoy  

and toast this montage of delight with a White Lady.

creamy chic by mintymontague featuring long sleeve blouses

 

I really do need some gold shorts immediately and........ ahem......bronzed and slender pins to match.

Tinkety Tonk

what i'd wear = patent lemon opera outfit

I'd be squeezing myself into this zesty little number if I had been invited to the Opera.

(Yes, the puns were intended.)

Only covent Garden would do at the moment, though, for Glyndeborne would be too damp and the outfit would ruined by Wellies.

I'm not sure if etiquette would allow knee length to the opera but I'm sure they'd let me in wearing this show stopper.

 Patent Lemon by mintymontague featuring drop earrings

 
Now to pick the perfect date: Noah Stewart

Juicy!

Tinkety Tonk

what i'd wear: get gold

If I worked somewhere cool this is what I'd wear tomorrow. 

Get Gold by mintymontague featuring brown sunglasses

I don't.  BUT I might one day!
Tnikety Tonk

what i'd wear = flight of fantasy

Anyone else feeling like a big bag of shite?

I have done for the past nine months in my job. 

Am I going on about my crapola job again...

Well, I need to spend some serious doe to make myself feel better -

problem is the bank manager wouldn't agree so I went on Polyvore.

Rather than go to work tomorrow I would like to imagine something better...

Right this is what I'd do:

 I'm off to the Savoy Hotel in London for cocktails and I'm wearing this:

Anyone else coming?

Tinkety Tonk